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In ICal mythology, Bob is the God of Thunder. He produces thunder with his hammers, called "The Mallets", which literally translated means "The Destroyers". These hammers are made by dwarf Scotsmen in the only place safe enough to produce such wicked wonders, Glen Morangie (Gaelic, trans: The Glen of Tranquility), and magically return to Bobs hands whenever needed, like during competition.

Bobs true origins are unknown, but several theories have been offered. The first infers that a union of galactic gasses and interstellar detritus crystalized a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... But the one most people believe says that he was originally brought forth by an ancient clan of Cave Monkeys and raised in a time when all beasts could change their form. To most normal people, the transition from Piping Student to fully fledged bass drummer would be difficult. Not so for Big Bob.

He proudly hoists the 1.5 ton (metric) ICal bass drum and carries it for miles on his daily pre-dawn jog, to be in top drum carrying shape for the arduous 20 metre march to the circle